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He looks like a deranged Easter bunny

But There Is No One Who Will Be More Here For You Than Me.

Those cannibals are onto something. I taste delicious.

I died eleven times. Eleven? Hell no. That shit hurts.

I know you're not afraid of a little dark. Because you ARE the dark.

What will you do if I find someone else? Be jealous.

My Substack Summer

If you're feeling anxious, or if you just want to chat, please please do not come crying to me

Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizard

Alright, I am going to win this fight and save your behind. That way I can kick it myself later.

Anyone can feel strong hiding behind a piece of metal. I prefer to know my own strength

You can't script a hurricane.

Spare me the gloom. I'm not the one who died.

You know at 40, Grindr emails you a death certificate?

The thing about being a vampire is, it takes a long time to learn how to do the cool shit

I have learned to save myself useless emotion.

We don't have to do anything if I'm not your type. There's vampires at my door

I always deserve the best treatment, because I never put up with any other

Soon all of you will be like me... And then who will lock you up in a cellar?

It is a truth universally acknowledged...

Even the people you really don't like are still people who just want to coexist. So get off their dicks!

The moon when I'm lost in darkness and warmth when I shiver in cold

Even Barbie girls enjoy a little Murder on the Dancefloor

Random Thoughts: 2024 Oscar Nominations

It's bigger on the inside!